Bulls, make your semen taste better

turn your cum into finger-lickin' good

As a cuckolding bull you're called on for special duties. You need:

 

  • A nice, hard cock
  • Some staying power to keep the cuckold's wife or girlfriend happy
  • A ready supply of that sticky white goo call semen

 

Let's look at the last one more closely.

 

It's not enough that you simply ejaculate - any man can do that. Your cum should taste good. Or at the very least, it shouldn't taste bad. The cuckolding wife or girlfriend you're nailing will want to suck you off sometime, and it would be nice if your cum didn't smell and taste like curdled milk that's been in the fridge two weeks past its expiration date!

 

In many cuckolding relationships, the husband likes to clean up after you've spent your seed on, or inside, his wife. This is all part of the cuckold scene, and while not all cucks are into it, it's a favorite activity of many. So it should taste good to them, too.

 

Your cum is what you eat, drink, and smoke

Some scientific studies refute the notion that diet influences the taste of semen. But this is silly talk - since when were there ANY bodily functions that weren't influenced by what you eat, drink, or inhale? There aren't any, so let's move on.

 

General consensus is that the following foods and habits decrease the taste quality of cum:

 

  • Diets high in fats, especially saturated fats
  • Lots of red meat
  • Alcoholic beverages (though liqueurs seem to be okay, beer in moderation)
  • Lots of cheese or milk
  • Highly spiced foods
  • Garlic and onion
  • Artificially carbonated sodas
  • Coffee and other caffeine drinks
  • Smoking tobacco or pot
  • Certain dark green vegetables, such as broccoli, asparagus, and spinach
  • Chocolate

 

Several of these foods are good for you in other ways, especially broccoli or spinach, and others you may chose not to do without. You can instead moderate their intake before having sex with your cuckoldress. At the least avoid them on the day you're set to fuck her.

 

And yet other foods are widely considered to improve the taste by making it sweeter. These include:

 

  • Celery
  • Citrus fruits, like oranges and grapefruit
  • Pineapple
  • Apples
  • Watermelon
  • Most any other fruit high in natural fructose
  • Acidic fruits such as plums, cranberries, and blueberries
  • Naturally fermented beverages with low alcohol content (such as light beer)
  • Peppermint and spearmint (extract or leaf, not candy)
  • Parsley and cilantro
  • Green tea, chamomile tea
  • Fish (said to make cum taste more buttery)

 

In my own experience, I've found that I can largely counterbalance the "bad" foods by eating more of the "good" foods. Since I love pineapple, I've discovered that's a good way to improve the overall taste of my cum, even if I've had a steak and potato with all the fixins'.

 

I also take an herbal cranberry supplement every day, which might help. I take it for a different reason, though. Cranberry is known to reduce the incidence of urinary tract infections. Reducing the bacterial levels in the urinary tract might decrease the bitter taste when you've had pizza and other foods that can cause semen-tasting problems.

 

I also eat parsley leaves whenever possible, and when it's not available, I take a parsley supplement (one without garlic added) several times a week

Be sure to regularly clear out your pipes!

An often forgotten aspect of cum-tasting surveys is that the longer since you last ejaculated, the more pungent your cum will taste.

 

Some bulls try to "save it up" so there's more volume of semen when they ejaculate with their married date. But in fact, it doesn't work that way.

 

Abstaining from cumming increases sperm count, but does not - read that again. does NOT! - affect how much you spew out. It does, however, make for a pretty yucky cocktail of old and stale man-juice.

 

Get in the habit of ejaculating regularly, either by yourself or with a partner. Every day is not too much, but if that's too frequent, 3-4 times per week is a good target.

 

Besides, there are some studies that suggest (but not yet prove) that more frequent ejaculation helps reduce the chance of prostate cancer. Since it doesn't hurt to cum a lot, you might as well fuck more marred MILFs"for medical reasons"!

Using an "artificial sweetener"

Suppose she wants you to cum in her cunt so that her cuckhubby can lick it clean. But your semen isn't tasting quite right these days.

 

Try a flavored and edible personal lubricant. They're like normal lubes, except they have a fruit, candy, or mint flavor added to them. None contain sugar, which can cause a yeast infection in the woman.

 

Try a sampler pack, like the one shown here. Flavors include passion fruit, cherry, and watermelon. The lube is water based, and is compatible with condoms asnd birth control diaphragms.

 

Changes in taste as you get older

In general, the younger you are, the better your cum will taste. While this doesn't always hold true, it means that as you get older you'll need to be more careful about your diet and other habits that can further make your semen taste bitter or too salty.

 

 

Some cuckolding hot wives, especially those in their 40s to 60s, prefer going out with 18 and 19 year old guys, just for their boy cum. But age has other advantages, such as greater experience, and you can always improve the taste of your cum, no matter what age.

 

If you're an older bull, there may not be anything you can do about your years, but you can compensate by choosing foods, listed above, that help sweeten your cum. After all, you want your cucking wives to keep coming back for more, right?!